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Monday, September 04, 2006

Hmph, I'm making a post at last, so stop bugging me! I've got a life too y'know... Just want to post something I found really interesting.

Definition of Singapore's pyschological defence?
--> Censoring negative news about the government in the media
--> Praising the government and the implemented policies in the media
How does the government earn revenue for their highly paid politicians?
--> Build tiny condominiums at every possible corner
--> Double the cigarette prices
--> Fine citizens for every possible thing
--> Increase taxi fares with no extra income for the drivers
--> Ensure that companies for all forms of transportation are government owned


No, I DID NOT come up with that myself. I just copied and pasted it from a stranger's blog. Lol.
Anyway, here's more!

10 Reasons why Studying is bad for health
1) You eat
2) You don't move
3) You drink coffee
4) You smoke cigarettes
5) You eat some more
6) You don't move
7) You drink some more coffee
8) You smoke more cigarettes
9) You don't sleep
10) You don't move

I did NOT come up with that too. And please don't think I smoke. Miss Loo thought I smoked when i said that in class. Hah, this post is loooong, isn't it? Isn't anyone interested in posting here? No one's asked me for the username and password to post yet.... Ahh well... at least the tag-board is healthy. Wait... No it isn't. =(